Close. Agents get most of the way through, with one or two gaps.

Parachute Home scores 66/100: a competent Shopify storefront that agents can read and price, but cannot transact against without friction. The discoverability and structured data foundations are solid, but CAPTCHA on the cart, a missing guest checkout signal, and thin agent-facing metadata (variants, inventory depth, price validity) keep this from crossing into Ready territory.

Where the points went

The evidence

• CAPTCHA prevalence, 0/4: Both reCAPTCHA and hCaptcha fire on /cart and the homepage, and the check flags transaction_blocking: true. This is the single hardest wall for any agent.
• Guest checkout, 0/4: Classifier pulled the quote "Have an account? Log in to check out faster" with high confidence and guest_available: false. Shopify defaults to guest, but the surfaced copy pushes login.
• Stated agent policy, 0/2: Terms and privacy HTML returned no classifiable content ("No terms or privacy content available to classify"). Agents have no policy signal about automated access.
• Variant handling, 1/1 but capped: Only 2 of 9 sampled products enumerate variants in schema; down-alternative-duvet and brushed-cotton-duvet-cover-set-dusk-stripe-k-ck fall back to picker: select with zero schema variants.
• Price stability, 0/2: Zero priceValidUntil fields across all 9 products. Agents caching prices have no expiry signal, forcing pessimistic re-fetches.

What already works

• AI crawler posture, 6/6: robots.txt explicitly allows ChatGPT-User, OAI-SearchBot, Claude-User, PerplexityBot, Amazonbot, and more. No blocks.
• Structured product data, 6/6 + Price in HTML, 8/8: All 9 sampled products carry Product+Offer JSON-LD with prices in raw HTML (e.g., "price":35000 for the down duvet). Zero rendering dependency.
• Payment rails and returns, 3/3 + 3/3: Shop Pay, Apple Pay, PayPal, and ACH/Plaid detected; the returns policy is fully machine-readable with 60-day window, conditions, and process.

Fix first

1. Remove or scope reCAPTCHA/hCaptcha off /cart for non-suspicious sessions (+4 points).
2. Surface an explicit "Continue as guest" affordance at checkout entry (+4 points).
3. Add priceValidUntil and shippingDetails to Offer schema across the catalog (+3 points).

The single biggest lever is the CAPTCHA on cart: it invalidates every upstream investment in schema, rails, and crawler access the moment an agent tries to buy.